NSFW: ICELANDIC ELF SEX Documentary

If your looking to hook up with a magical sprite sex fiends, Icland seems to be the place to go.

SFW: Little Witch Academia

Little Witch Academia Fairy Scene

A brief shot of Akko Kagari playing with a fairy from Little Witch Academia. It might not have all that much in the way of elves or fairies, but this Harry Potter like magical girl OVA is charming as all hell.




If you liked that then I have good news for you. A second installment is being planned with it's Kickstarter having already surpassed it's target goal nearly overnight.
--Little Witch Academia Kickstarter--

SFW: Zelda: The Musical (Alternate Ending)

An alternate finale to this video.

 

SFW: New Zealand Weather in Elvish

I'm no linguist or super Tolkien authority but that sounded like a real good read for a short local news bit. I do wonder if those graphics were special for the segment or if that's just what they always use for the weather map. I do think he should have worn a dark brown or black wig. Seeing as how he's probably a native Maori New Zealander it would have blended bettter.

SFW: Hootie by Randy Gallegos

He's Hootie the Strigid Screecher.

Hootie The Strigid Screecher

SFW: Zelda: The Musical (Original) by mitchellmoffit

A Paper Zelda game could be fun. Though I'm pretty sure Malon has a larger cup size than Zelda.

SFW: up finals - Heart catch dwarf ☆ 5th MMD!

`And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves? ' said Galadriel turning to Gimli.
`None, Lady,' answered Gimli. `It is enough for me to have seen the Lady of the Galadhrim, and to have heard her gentle words.'
`Hear all ye Elves! ' she cried to those about her. `Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.'
`There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,' said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. `Nothing, unless it might be – unless it is permitted to ask, nay, to name a single strand of your hair, which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine. I do not ask for such a gift. But you commanded me to name my desire.'

The Elves stirred and murmured with astonishment, and Celeborn gazed at the Dwarf in wonder, but the Lady smiled. 'It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather than in their tongues ' she said; `yet that is not true of Gimli. For none have ever made to me a request so bold and yet so courteous. And how shall I refuse, since I commanded him to speak? But tell me, what would you do with such a gift? '
`Treasure it, Lady,' he answered, `in memory of your words to me at our first meeting. And if ever I return to the smithies of my home, it shall be set in imperishable crystal to be an heirloom of my house, and a pledge of good will between the Mountain and the Wood until the end of days.'

Then the Lady unbraided one of her long tresses, and cut off three golden hairs, and laid them in Gimli's hand. `These words shall go with the gift,' she said. `I do not foretell, for all foretelling is now vain: on the one hand lies darkness, and on the other only hope. But if hope should not fail, then I say to you, Gimli son of Glóin, that your hands shall flow with gold, and yet over you gold shall have no dominion.

SFW: Merrie Melodies - Daffy Duck the Wizard

I've only but seen a few bits of the new Looney Tunes show on Cartoon Network but when I ran across this segment I had to post it here.

SFW: The Legend of Zelda 1987 Movie Trailer

The official theatrical trailer for the 1987 Legend of Zelda movie ripped form an old VHS tape.
Enjoy.